Plot Outlines for the Next 3 Bud Light Commercials

1. Two unshaven dudes wearing holey jeans and faded t-shirts find an ingenious way to sneak Bud Light into their best friend’s funeral: stash a few in the coffin beforehand. Unfortunately, they later find that their dead buddy’s hands have somehow become tightly wrapped around the bottles. Hilarity ensues.
2. Two unshaven dudes wearing holey jeans and faded t-shirts sit in a room talking about what a bummer it is that they have to put down their Bud Light when they have to go pee. Guy #1 says “Check it”, and proceeds to demonstrate how he’s trained his dog to pull his zipper up and down for him. Now they can drink while taking a leak. Guys 1 and 2 clink their bottles together to celebrate their ingenuity.
3. Two unshaven dudes wearing holey jeans and faded t-shirts lament that they can’t enjoy Bud Light and football on Sunday, because they have to help Guy #1’s legally blind grandmother move into a nursing home. Unless…Cut to Nana’s house, where Guys 1 and 2 sit on her couch, drinking Bud Light and watching football. Zoom out to reveal two scary-looking ex-cons moving Nana’s stuff. Nana pats one of the cons on the shoulder and notes how strong her grandson has gotten, but wonders when he started smoking. Guys 1 and 2 clink their bottles together to celebrate their ingenuity. Nana’s stuff is never seen again. Neither is Nana.