As a result of my last post, I now have two followers on Twitter. Let's meet them:
Follower #1
Name: Ryan Garde
Dossier: One of my best friends and a fellow Dervish (who drove in the tying run with two outs in the bottom of the last inning on Sunday in our colossal Battle of the 10-0 teams, paving the way for an epic extra-innings victory that I might write about in the next few days if I feel like it. And he's single, ladies!). Enjoys cars, golf, Chipotle, Derving like it's 1999.
How he came to follow me on Twitter: This very blog.
Picture on his Twitter Profile: A parasailer. Parasailer may or may not be Ryan. I will ask him.
Follower #2
Name: rimming__guy
Dossier: I don't know the gentleman, but according to his Twitter Bio his interests include "gay porn," "gay porno" (BIG difference), and being sent gay porn/o. And one of his tweets informs me that he is "hung and looking".
How he came to follow me on Twitter: Not sure, but if I had to guess I'd say it has something to do with the fact that I wrote a tweet for my last post that said "Having gay sex!!!!" Just a hunch.
Picture on his Twitter Profile: A man fellating another man. (Warning: Link contains...guess.) Unclear whether rimming__guy is the fellator, the fellatee, the cameraman, or none of the above. I will not be asking.
Welcome, both of you!
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Update: The picture is not of a parasailing Ryan Garde; it is of a paraGLIDING Ryan Garde. If you spotted this error, consider yourself better-informed about para-things than I am. I apologize to everyone I've hurt.
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